Tri-Ng to look out for our Well B Ng?

Sometimes it feels like we're just "Tri-Ng" too hard in life, doesn't it? Or maybe we're not "Tri-Ng" hard enough.  The information is out there, but we've all been too oblivious, too lazy, or too gosh darn blind to search for the truth.  Whatever the truth may be, we're certain Barney Ng is always Tri-Ng really hard to get ahead.